Tattoos That Would Make Parents Say “I Told You So”

The Sad Ape Face

Too many people don’t take the permanence of a tattoo into consideration and they end up with a tattoo of the Easter Bunny on their neck. You don’t want to become the walking joke of your friend group and always be the sole guy catching laughs. Today we’re going to bring you some poor individuals who didn’t take a second to think things over before rushing right into horrible tattoos. Don’t hold back any your laughs when you take a look at these tattoos on people who actually thought they were being clever and witty.

The Sad Ape Face

This guy needs to grow back his hair ASAP and pray he never goes bald. The idea of having some fierce gorilla tattooed onto the back of your head may seem cool with your five drinks in on a Friday night, but you’re definitely going to wake up in the morning with deep regrets.

The Sad Ape Face

The worst things about this “fierce” gorilla tattoo is that it doesn’t even look so fierce or mighty. It looks more like there was a rip in time and space that resulted in this gorilla getting meshed with this man. I only see pain and sadness in those gorilla eyes.

The Bad Hatter

Listen, “Alice and Wonderland” is a great movie, but it should also be honored. This sad rendition of the hatter simply does not do this delightful character justice. Johnny Depp’s interpretation of the character is full of whimsy, but this tattoo just turns it into something incredibly creepy.

The Bad Hatter

Between the creep factor and the sloppy quality of the line work, this is one of the worst celebrity tattoos we’ve seen in quite some time. The punk style fingerless gloves are our favorite touch.

Cloudy Eyebrows

One wonders why she decided to go with this vague rainbow cloud option instead of getting a proper permanent eyebrow tattoo.

Cloudy Eyebrows

It’s possible that she came from a small town where this service was unavailable, but is this really a better solution? This look makes her seem like she tattooed her child’s kindergarten drawing on her face!

Would You Like A Receipt?

There are people that love McDonald’s, and then there are people who looooove McDonald’s. This guy’s obsession has gone way too far, as he decided to get one of his McDonald’s receipts tattooed on his arm for no particular reason.

Would You Like A Receipt?

I don’t know about you, but I usually spend more time trying to forget that I ate fast food, so I definitely don’t want proof of my bad choices on my body permanently. Perhaps this man thinks that eating McDonald’s is the best thing he’s ever done.

He Keeps Looking At Me

Imagine sitting behind this guy on a 9-hour plane ride across the world. What would be even worse is if the plane started crashing and the whole way down you’d have to look at the panic in this tattoo’s eyes. Would you even be able to seriously be afraid or would you just laugh?

He Keeps Looking At Me

It’d be even funnier if this man was a school bus driver. Imagine how many six-year-olds would be having nightmares about that terrifying face tattoo looking back at them. I feel like even some adults would begin having nightmares about it.

Italian Words Of Wisdom

This is definitely something that I can imagine some stereotypical Italian chef saying to one of his line cooks with a broken heart. He’ll probably throw in that typical hand gesture and say, “It’s get better!” Then he’d go into some elaborate love story from the old country.

Italian Words Of Wisdom

Truth be told, Italian chefs likely have very little to do with this tattoo and it was just some guy on a bender who stumbled into a tattoo shop and probably said he wants “It’s get better” on his arm. The artist wasn’t going to correct him. You bought, so you caught it.

It’s Your Crummy Tattoo

Most people appreciate a good Bon Jovi song sometimes, but who would actually get a Bon Jovi inspired tattoo? Apparent this person. They decided to get a tattoo of the most basic statement ever from one of Jon Bon Jovi’s blandest song ever, and they didn’t stop there, oh no.

It’s Your Crummy Tattoo

They also decided to get it tattooed in the sloppy script of a third-grader, and they attributed the quote to “Jon Bovi” for some reason. And “it’s is my life”? You’re right, it’s is your life, and “that’s is” a terrible tattoo. Luckily, it won’t be hard to cover up.

Freddie, Is That You?

Is that Freddie Mercury? If it is, we’re glad that he isn’t around to see this monstrosity. It looks less like the legendary rockstar and more like the hillbilly kid from down the road who is chewing on something that he found on the floor.

Freddie, Is That You?

The only thing that can be funnier than this poor Freddie Mercury tattoo, is imagining what the real Freddie’s response would be to such a crumby tattoo. Remember, the man was an absolute perfectionist. Something like this would probably have him rolling on the floor.

Don’t Cut Yourself On All That Edge

Watch out, everyone. We’ve got a tough guy here! He’s not taking anything from anyone, either. He’s so dedicated to his tough guy persona that he even got a tattoo to symbolize it. Tough guys sometimes have the bad reputation of not being smart and he feeds that bad reputation.

Don’t Cut Yourself On All That Edge

You can easily see the problem here. He doesn’t know “your” from “you’re.” So the question is, “your” what? Maybe it’s short for “your next tattoo needs to be a lot better than this one was.” I wouldn’t be so quick about telling him about his mistake as you might regret it.

We Can’t Feel the Love Tonight

Don’t get us wrong, we love “The Lion King”. It’s by far and large the best of the older Disney movies. The problem is with this tattoo.

We Can’t Feel the Love Tonight

This guy’s back is now adorned with a Mufasa who looks frankly annoyed at having his son climbing on his back. Similarly, Simba looks alarmed at the look on his father’s face and looks petrified as a result. What a great relationship these two share!

Bad Decisions, Indeed

Where do you even start with this abomination against the English language? Let’s not focus on the two completely unnecessary commas too much. After all, maybe they were imagining this cliche as spoken aloud by William Shatner.

Bad Decisions, Indeed

But c’mon…”dicisions”? It even looks like the artist started to make an “e” and the person was like, “Uh…excuse me? It’s supposed to be an ‘i’.” I guess the customer is always right? They can always get a marker and correct it.

The Mixture Of Hair And Tattoo

This managed to use his arm hair and create a life-like troll doll on his arm. We all knew someone with one of these little troll toys back in the 80s and 90s and while they are long gone now, this guy had immortalized the famous toy by getting a tattoo of it.

The Mixture Of Hair And Tattoo

We can’t say that this was a wise decision. Why would anyone want to wake up in the morning and see one of those creepy troll dolls looking up at them? The toys were freaky enough when they’d stare at you from shelves. Why get a tattoo of one?

Dream Bigger

Inspirational messages come in many different forms, but this guy took the millenial attitude just a little too far. He had the brilliant idea of tattooing buzz words all over his face, presumably as some sort of a reminder.

Dream Bigger

But is it really so difficult to get a mirror to write these things on? He wouldn’t even be able to read them properly as he was brushing his teeth!

Off To A Bad Start

This tattoo is horrendous, but the real star here is the baby. This baby is all of a few minutes old and already has much more sense than his mom does. Even he can look at her face and tell that her tattoo was a bad idea. Poor kid. Look at his face.

Off To A Bad Start

It’s already setting in that he’s going to have more than his fair share of embarrassment when he’s a child, teen and even an adult. Best of luck, little guy. With any luck, the first ten years of his life will roll by quick and then he can go to college across the country.

Too Dumb To Spell

You don’t even have to see this guy’s eyes to know that he thinks he’s some sort of tough guy. This guy is too young to die, too fast to live, and too dumb to get a better tattoo. Honestly, what is this problem that people have with whether to use “to” or “too”? It’s not that hard!

Too Dumb To Spell

Sure, it may not matter on Facebook or in text messages, but if you’re going to get ink done, you may not want it to look dumb for the next 60 years. Or less, if you’re “too fast to live.” For his sake, he might be lucky if that were actually true.

Leave Them Comments

This guy decided to take his fondness for social media just a little too far. Hopefully his moronic attempt at being clever will pay off and give him the witty laughs he was hoping for.

Leave Them Comments

Otherwise this tattoo will just be a waste of perfectly good pen storage. What a shame. Maybe next time he’ll think twice before inking himself with something that will likely be obsolete in five years. At least his hair will grow out in that time, hiding this bad decision.

Wacko Jacko

This is a controversial tattoo in more ways than one. Given the allegations towards Michael Jackson, claiming fandom is often a dangerous idea.

Wacko Jacko

But to go so far as to tattoo his face on your body is a big social faux-pas. To add to the travesty, this is such a primitive piece that it makes you wonder how far into his apprenticeship the artist was.

Something That Will Scare The Children

God, have mercy on her soul because this tattoo artist didn’t. You can bet he isn’t going to be adding that mess to his portfolio. In all seriousness, this tattoo almost looks like something you’d see in a cold case file and less like something you’d see on someone’s body.

Something That Will Scare The Children

We have no idea who this lady is, but she is likely going to be horrified when she sees the sloppy job this guy did on getting her face tattooed on his body. Usually, something like this would be seen as an honor, but this is actually a bit disturbing.

Tattoos Are A Family Tradition

For those not in the know, “Family Tradition” is a Hank Williams, Jr. song that normalizes and celebrates a family history of serious substance abuse. This guy said, “That’s great! How can I make that more trashy, though?”

Tattoos Are A Family Tradition

And this tattoo was the result. It’s not a good look, but who are we to judge? It seems like ugly facial tattoos are all the rage now. There’s a 100% chance that this guy is a Soundcloud rapper, at any rate. If that’s the tradition, we’d love to see a family photo.

He’s a Family Guy

This tattoo is actually pretty funny, albeit quite cringy. What does this guy hope to achieve by inking Peter Griffin’s face on his arm? That character is hardly the most admirable of all the adult cartoons.

He’s a Family Guy

This tattoo has “bachelor party dare” written all over it. Regardless, this guy doesn’t seem too upset at his tattoo, which is what matters in the end.

Eat, Drink, And Be Merry

Apparently, spelling is hard, y’all. Or at least, it is for some people, especially the ones that are getting really crumby tattoos. This guy couldn’t be bothered to spell-check his tattoo idea, and his artist apparently wasn’t any smarter at the end of the day.

Eat, Drink, And Be Merry

One can’t miss it! He’s using “merry” as in “Christmas” instead of “marry” as in “make a huge mistake you’ll both regret in three years.” Let’s hope that when he revealed this abomination, Nina said no. No one was feeling “merry” after this.

You Can Taste The Cheese

Let’s give the tattoo artist some props here. That’s a well-crafted bag of Cheetos. You can almost wipe the Cheetos dust off of this person’s leg. If someone touched the tattoo, they might seriously have the smell of Cheetos on their hand afterward.

You Can Taste The Cheese

You Can Taste The Cheese

Furthermore, I’m going to give the person a pass on “snax,” as it’s pretty clearly done on purpose. But dude…how much do you have to love Cheetos to get them tattooed on your body forever? We wonder if Cheetos will still be around within the next fifty years.

Never Stop Never Stopping

“Don’t give up” is decent advice. Well, some of the time. Sometimes, giving up is actually pretty smart. If you’re a tone-deaf karaoke singer who won’t stop trying out for American Idol or a 48-year-old man who wants to become a cage fighter, giving up may be a good choice.

Never Stop Never Stopping

Never Stop Never Stopping

But “never don’t give up”? Doesn’t that basically mean “do give up”? If something hard, just throw down everything and walk away. “Never don’t give up” when it comes to making all those amazing dreams come true.

We Should Inform Vader Of This

We’re certain that if Darth Vader was real, he’d be pretty upset over this guy’s crumby tattoo. It literally looks like this guy put ink on a needle and tried giving himself the tattoo. It also looks like he has the drawing skills of a seven-year-old.

We Should Inform Vader Of This

One of the worst parts about it is those shrimpy little legs. If Vader was real, we’d have every reason to believe that the Death Star was parked outside of earth and powering up its laser beam. Truly we have all disgraced the dark lord.

Helpful Instructions

You’ve got to hand it to this guy. He’s already thinking about when he’s 90 years old, in a retirement home, and in the care of nurses who may need detailed instructions on how to wash his clothes. You just know that they’d likely ruin his clothes.

Helpful Instructions

No, you can’t iron out those wrinkles, ma’am. But seriously, why would you want a tattoo of the little tag that you rip out of all your shirts because it’s annoying as it is? Shame if he actually needed those instructions for himself. That’s the worst place to put it.

Change Of Heart

As Expose sang in the 1980s, “Seasons change, people change.” This tattoo is a pretty good illustration of that principle. Looks like the person in this guy’s tattoo changed and so did his feelings about her.  Expose wasn’t wrong in that song.

Change Of Heart

If you ever wondered what people do when they get broken up with after getting a poorly advised tattoo of their lover, the answer is “turn your ex-girlfriend into a frightening demon woman,” of course. We just can’t help but wonder what she did.

Death Before Bad Tattoos

This particular hot mess is so bad that it’s hard to know where exactly to start. There’s the awful print, which instead of using an actual font appears to simply be “the block lettering that an edgy 6th grader draws on his notebook.”

Death Before Bad Tattoos

Look at the first letters of “death” and “before,” for God’s sake. And “dishouner”? What an abomination. I would love to see who the guy behind this tattoo is. It looks like he could have honestly given himself that tattoo with his left hand.

Good, But Pretty Bad

To some extent, this tattoo is actually pretty good. Eminem’s face, the beanie, the arms and legs all look pretty wonderful. That said, it still horrific all at the same time. This tattoo looks like something you’d see in an alternate dimension where everything is upside down.

Good, But Pretty Bad

The most horrible thing about this dad is that Eminem seems to look right into your soul as he looks at you. We wonder if this tattoo was from 1999 when everyone was going Eminem crazy. One could seriously imagine getting a tattoo like that today.

Chess on the Face

Face tattoos are never a good idea. The only job prospects this guy will have is, well, as a tattoo artist. Which is a crying shame because he already doesn’t look like the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Chess on the Face

Maybe he was trying to make himself look brighter by looking like you could play chess on his face. Regardless of his intention, it was highly unsuccessful and also a bit creepy.